Impulsivity in at least two areas that are potentially self-damaging (e.g., promiscuous sex, eating disorders, binge eating, substance abuse, reckless driving).
Bored and empty, the familiar void of my existence. I sit at my computer and daydream of a life like those I see on family sitcoms: attractive, patient wife... quirky, comical husband... entertaining antics of the kids.
I sign in to my account with the Shopping Channel. Today's Showstopper: A water-based air purifier that humidifies the air and emits a pleasant fragrance. Today only, buy two and get an extra supply of the aromatherapy solution FREE!
Curious, I watch the web video of the product in action. Removes allergens and odour-causing bacteria. This would be great for the kids! Sarah picks up so many germs from daycare. Add to cart.
Bundle you purchases and save on shipping.
I browse through the latest gadgets, fashions and face creams. A tummy-control skirt that hides your flaws and accentuates your assets. Julian would love this on me! Add to cart.
A specially-formulated foot balm that banishes cracked heels for good. Those pesky dry feet. Add to cart.
Which of my credit cards has room for these purchases? None. But the Shopping Channel offers a three-month payment plan of manageable installments. Perfect. Checkout.
Two days a package arrives at the door. The painful void is filled with thrill. A present! Hooray. I carefully open the box and gently sort through my treasures. Item 1, air purifier. I place it delicately on the kitchen table. Item 2, skirt. I try it on, doesn't quite fit, but I'll put it in the closet. Item 3, heal balm. I put it with a pile on the stairs of items that need to be brought upstairs. Item 4... nothing. Disappointment. That's all? The thrill is over. I throw away the invoice, break down the box and put it outside before Julian sees that yet another package has come in the mail.
I'm bored. I feel empty. I sign in to Please Mum. My kids could use some new clothes for Fall. Sale! 30% off clearance items...
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